Howdy, Cowpersons! Earlier, I talked about how to repair your busted chandelier and I was thinking – while you have that thing down, you oughta give it a nice cleaning. Cleaning a chandelier is relatively easy (unless you got a fancy one – then you should get an expert to do it) and once you get it all spic and spiffy, you can just do a quick clean every now and then to keep it sparkling without hauling it down again.
Anyway, here’s how I clean my chandelier:

Turn off the light …

Hi, Pretties. So, it’s happened, hasn’t it? You went to the Bahamas on vacation and your kids had a wild kegger. While the protagonist in a teen movie had a failed sexual encounter in your master bed, some jock tossed a football through your foyer and busted your chandelier. Your kid swears it just fell off all on its own (”Honest, no one was here but me and a few friends!”) but the plastic cups you found embedded in your hedges and the faint odor of puke in the garage …