The afternoon is upon us, my rosy cheeked friends, and today we’ll be talking about linoleum. Yellow stained linoleum to be exact. Before we begin, let’s reflect upon a haiku that is the top Google hit for “linoleum sucks”:

Linoleum Sucks: A Haiku
twenty year old stains
vinyl linoleum taunts
my mop refuses
Thanks for that, “sugarbritches26.” Anyway, if you are anything  like me, you aren’t a big fan of linoleum floors. I’d rather see a movie with Larry the Cable Guy in it than a kitchen or, god forbid, a living room with linoleum …